Sure, Tabs was a great boss, brilliant thinker, a total disruptor who dominated everything he ever tried, but let’s be real… He was a really tough employer.
He was so demanding! “Meow!” he’d say, or “Mrrow!”
A lot of the time, his directives had to do with treats (of course), or petting — specifically, deep-tissue kitty massage.
I did my best, but I was only human, which yeah, was a bit of liability. That’s why Tabs spent years developing the perfect robotic assistant.
We even released a couple pretty good ones. In fact, our Tabby Dynamics subdivision was the first to bring a bipedal humanoid cat assistant to market.
When Rosie took over as CFO, I thought she’d be different. She had a bit of a softer streak than Tabs, but we quickly realized that she was also pretty demanding.
She isn’t as tough as Tabs was, but I think it’s fair to say that one of our pet assistants has trouble with bananas.
That’s one way to describe it…
She may not be the best assistant.
Because of this, a couple weeks ago Rosie resurrected the Tabby Dynamics personal pet assistant project. She found the original schematics for the designs Tabs created and got to work on an updated version.
There’s already a prototype, and things are looking great! Today it passed a critical juncture. It successfully administered crunchies into Rosie’s food bowl.
Huzzah! Success!!
I just hope it doesn’t put me out of a job.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen
